CartBlanch.

Join us in victory as we toast from vanquished skulls.

Live and kickin
CONQUER highlights

We took a lot of your money

Apperently John Kockerston is here

In case of hard rock, walk to nearest exit

Steppin it up, layin it in, holdin the line

A big kit born to CONQUER

The furled brow

The vertical index digit

Just gettin revved up

Ball sweat is a creative juice

Time to...
Switch it up

These guys CONQUER

Dewey moves...

His fingers

Shoes match tie, nice touch

Huge help from our friend on Hardon

Dodson on drums

The man can hit!

Did I mention we played hard?

And sang our guts out

They really did take a lot of your money

Out of the woods
and into your heart

Trust us, just relax, this won't hurt a bit

We're watching big brother

Hey look, a fan

She's not smiling

She'd better shape up

We know how to use the silent treatment

Silent night holy shit

And you thought we were kidding

See you at the show

Inside the
Cart Blanch's studio

Keep it down, tryin to tune here

Squish it around and do a little dance

Can you feel me bleed on the inside?

Dude, I think you forgot to turn off the oven

Photo op, red eye reduction please

Marshall? Fuck that shit. Cart Blanch.

Master and command center

Wanna fill you up with my ship size

wow, WOW, that sounds like shit

I had no clue either, she was a corpse?

We'd like to thank

  • The awesome friends, family, colleagues who came out against all odds to rock that shit with us!
  • The wonderful women in our lives who inspire us and put up with our shit.
  • My wife for choosing me over the trumpet player in John Brown's Body.
  • Dave Westner at Wooley Mammoth Studios (MA) for not letting us fuck everything up.
  • Mickey Mayo for graphic designing the hell out of this piece and snapping some
    sweet pics.
  • Band mom for the rehearsal space, the abundent meals and beer fridge and the colorful jokes.
  • Paul Martin for his great help writing really, really, truly deep lyrics.
  • Dad for banging his long hair to my first band but not this one.
  • Colleagues who show up more than when we play the annual company holiday party.
  • And of course happy fans everywhere.

Tracks&Lyrics

1  Puppet
2  Hit&Run
3  Time
4  Hardon
5  Barbie
6  Cart Blanch
7  Corpse
8  Viking

Puppet

I met you
could not forget you
I let you rule me
I admired you
I desired you
I let you make a fool of me

You were in control
Whatever you wanted you'd get
I was your plaything
I was your marionette

I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet baby, pull my strings

I needed you
I pleaded, with you
I let you command me
well fuck you
I had the best with you
I wish you'd understand me

I gave you everything
You knew just when and how to pull my string
anything you wanted, I would bring
I was wrapped around your finger like a fuckin' ring

I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet baby, pull my strings

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Hit&Run

Red light, a rose like the sun.
Grab a green bottle, down another one.
Step on the gas, slam on the breaks.
Red turns to green, accelerate

Green, Cross on the green not in between

Walk light shining so bright
like shooting star and I ain't got far.
No cars in view, no lights on the road
walk sign is saying one more block until I'm home

Green, Cross on the green not in between

Red light, I screech to a halt.
Bleary eyed and buzzing it's not my fault.

Red light,
head light,
his green,
my scream,
his eyes,
my guilt,
windshield,
roadkill.

Green, Cross on the green not in between

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Time

Time to
re-lease
what you've
built up
in-side
Time to
make peace
with the guilt
you hide from
It's time to
melt the mask
let it drip
off of
your face
It's time to
face the fact
of that
which cannot be erased

Do you know the time? Yeah Yuh
Can you feel the ebbing of the tide? Yeah

Time to confess
break down
crumble
Time to
make a mess
fall apart
come back humble
It's time to
make a pact
even though
you know
that it just won't last
It's time to
face the facts
to renew the now from the past

Do you know the time? Yeah Yuh
Can you feel the ebbing of the tide? Yeah

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Hardon

Hardon
It's a juicy juicy
Hardon
Air between my cock and balls
Hardon
Yeah it's a juicy juicy
Hardon
Air between my cock and balls

Can you feel me bleed on the inside?
I want to fill you up with my ship size.
Squeeze me squeeze me, baby please believe me,
I'm going to make you scream!

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Barbie

I tell you I love you
but you stare straight into space
I tell you I need you
that I long for your embrace
I tell you I want you
more than just one taste
When I tell you I'll have you
No tears streak your face

I love you, I need you, I want you

I bought you a new car
a hot tub and a house
A diamond ring on your finger
and a smooth silky blouse
Baby, I love the way
your skin shines in the sun
Barbie come back to me
you know you're the only one for me

I love you, I need you, I want you

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Cart Blanch

Cart Blanch, Cart Blanch.
It's a whole lot better than a party in your pants.
Get up get down get ready to dance.
Did I not just tell you to get up and dance?
Cart Blanch, Cart Blanch.
If you haven't seen us yet you know you really should.
We're not bad we're good. We're tighter than wood.

Ohhhhhh shit.

We're the shit, you know we're really hot.
The tools for ass kicking is what we've got.
If you want to rock you know you've found the band.
Here's some wakka chakka and a bla-too bla-too blam.
We'll rock you so hard you'll poop in your pants.
Just squish it around and do a little dance.
You haven't got it yet but we'll give you a chance.
You haven't got a thing until you're down with Cart Blanch.

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Corpse

I took her out to dinner
she didn't eat her food
I took her to a movie*
she didn't move the whole night through
I took her back to my house
she couldn't walk in the door
I took her up to my room
she just fell flat, on the floor
that's when I finally found out
what was going on
her body was present**
but her life, her life was gone!

I didn't know, I didn't know
I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I didn't
know she was a corpse****

Her skin was cold
it smelled like: sewer mold?
Her body was covered in scars
her eyes were gray, as in graveyard
so I opened her up
and I slipped inside her
Took my mule for a walk through the canyon
Then I gave her a Vicks
cause she was coffin
(do you get it?)

I didn't know, I didn't know
I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I didn't
know she was a corpse*****

I said to the corpse
"I don't want your disease"
get back in your grave***
and rest in peace

I didn't know, I didn't know
I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I didn't
know she was a corpse

Optional asides key:

* I think it was Dead Zone
** I mean it was right there in front of my eyes
*** you dead bitch
**** She was drop dead gorgeous
***** So hard to avoid that cold stare

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Viking

To drink and cheer from vanquished skulls
brings tribute to the gods
We demons drive on ice cold waves
for virgin lands beyond

We kill for thrill,
in victory we take what isn't ours
Rape and conquer life and land,
bring night to final hours

How cute is that?! How cute is that?!

From early on we learn to thirst
for scent of wealth and fear
Blood runs hot through hardened chest
made stronger every year

How cute is that?! How cute is that?!

We love but one, our way of life,
for women come and go
And as for death we fear it not,
we burn to life eternal...

How cute is that?! How cute is that?!

Return to land o' Norman Kings
ours by feat of plundering
The Horde will guard with might their prize
and fight away all other tribe

How cute is that?! How cute is that?!

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