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Takes two to dangle

• 01 FEBRUARY 2008 (Fri night)
  Join us at Bill's Bar
  We're on at 9:00pm
  Right after The Jake Hill Trio
  Just before Medina Sod
  The Jim Hogg Armada closes it out

Resurrections wrap-up

• Et tu Brutus? Yeah, we survived yet another acoustic set. Ironed out some kinks, but came to the conclusion that the only way to get people's attention is to smack them with some phonic bat-wings.
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• Count them three. Haenlin, Dodson and Rogers. A toast. Then Dewey speaks. Now is time we jom.

Electric nights

• Pulling the plug taught us a lot about the richness and freedom of minimalist polyrhythmic bi-modal syncopation. But all that knowledge dump led us to crave a huge dose of good 'ol rock-n-fuckin-roll.
• To sum up: WE DUSTED OFF THE HARD WOOD AND PLUGGED BACK IN.
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CB tunes? I'm listening

• Happy Jerk-off Clown (Feel good funk)
• Blackburn (Heavy western)
• Skeeter (Ballsy Bluegrass)
• Sensitive Valet (Cheesy show theme)
• Unleash the Beast (Erotic Metal)
• Jackelope (Epic love song)
• Chubby Buddies (Peculiar Prokofiev)
• Hiroshima (Atomic Metal)

Ahh, the memories

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• It's hard to believe a year has passed since the CONQUER CD release party. How much do you remember?
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